May 12, 2011
90 min
Full-HD

If Only, If Only (2011)

Once in his life, retired intelligence officer and respectable family man Nikolai Nikitin decided to go "left" ... What was his shock when in the girl he was offered in a brothel, he recognized ... his own granddaughter Varya, whom the pimps do not want to let go of their clutches. What to do? Run! Hiding from persecution, the heroes go straight from the brothel to Paris. If only I knew ... If only it were all!

Category

Comedy Adventure

Country

Russia

Companies

Lean-M Paradise Production Center

Valeriy Afanasyev

Nikolay Kuznetsov

Anna Antonova

Varya

Ignat Akrachkov

Stas

Yola Sanko

Klavdiya

Yuri Belyayev

Pavel Velekhov

Andrey Merzlikin

Ruslan

Sergey Frolov

ment Lyokha

Pavel Maykov

administrator bardelya

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