Jun 20, 2009
52 min
Full-HD

Everything Is Terrible! The Movie (2009)

The fine folks at EIT have spent years digging thought thrift establishments, video caverns, and haunted houses throughtout the country in order to create the most mind-melting VHS mash-up imaginable. Literally thousands of hours of video gold have been chopped up into millions of pieces and gluded back together into an ever-multiplying bizarre path to allegorical self-enlightenment and surreal resurrection. Obviously!

Category

Comedy

Country

United States of America

Companies

Everything Is Terrible!

Batty

Self (archive footage)

Chundo

Self (archive footage)

Crooky

Self (archive footage)

Micky Dolenz

Self (archive footage)

Patrick Duffy

Self (archive footage)

Richard Dysart

Self (archive footage)

Jill Eikenberry

Self (archive footage)

Vincent Falk

Self (archive footage)

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